Friday, 13 July 2012

The gender test

Okay, so I have a question for you.

Have you ever put a 9V battery on your tongue... just to see what would happen?

Yes? Well then you're probably male.

Seriously - if you're female and reading this, you're probably thinking "Why in god's name would you put a battery on your tongue.  What a stoopid, idiotic, childish thing to do.  What is WRONG with you?".

And if you're a male, you're probably thinking "WHAT? You've never put a battery on your tongue? Where's your sense of adventure? What is WRONG with you?".


Yup - he probably did it too.  Weirdo males.

1 comment:

  1. Have you ever strapped an electric dog collar to your leg to see how high the voltage would go. If you are female, you look at me with a look of horror. If you are the (ex) brother-in-law, you say "yep, it seemed like a good idea after two bottles of red"